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Entry #30

Happy New Year? Hah!

12/25/10 by UberCream
Updated 12/25/10

Today, some poor, misguided soul tried to wish me a Happy New Year. I responded, "New Year's Eve in December? That's soooo Gregorian!"

I'll have you know that the Julian calendar is the one to follow. Any other calendar is simply too mainstream. If anyone reading this plans to celebrate New Years Day in any month other than April, please respond by telling me what it's like to be pawn of the Catholic Church's totalitarian agenda. Similar suggestion to anyone Chinese.

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Excuse me sir, I'd like to hear your opinion about conformity.

6/30/11 UberCream responds:

Conformity's pretty cool.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/1 45271ee2912ee7aab45830cbd239acf

RAPE

1/11/11 UberCream responds:

Doubledogged by the fulps? Gah.

doppler73 doppler73

12/27/10

What you responded+me reading this=i think you're response is not nice.

TheBoogley TheBoogley

12/27/10

PHASES OF THE MOOOOONNNN

12/30/10 UberCream responds:

The moon is a stupid jerkface.

Hah, silly plebes conforming to the mainstream.

12/30/10 (Updated 12/30/10) UberCream responds:

Patricians 4 LYFE.

Redfeather Redfeather

12/26/10

I only celebrate indie holidays because I'm a faggot

Merry Christmas!