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    Happy New Year? Hah!

    Posted by UberCream - December 25th, 2010


    Today, some poor, misguided soul tried to wish me a Happy New Year. I responded, "New Year's Eve in December? That's soooo Gregorian!"

    I'll have you know that the Julian calendar is the one to follow. Any other calendar is simply too mainstream. If anyone reading this plans to celebrate New Years Day in any month other than April, please respond by telling me what it's like to be pawn of the Catholic Church's totalitarian agenda. Similar suggestion to anyone Chinese.


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    Merry Christmas!

    I only celebrate indie holidays because I'm a faggot

    Hah, silly plebes conforming to the mainstream.

    Patricians 4 LYFE.

    PHASES OF THE MOOOOONNNN

    The moon is a stupid jerkface.

    What you responded+me reading this=i think you're response is not nice.

    Doubledogged by the fulps? Gah.

    Excuse me sir, I'd like to hear your opinion about conformity.

    Conformity's pretty cool.