UberCream's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dweebus & the Great Destiny]

Great work, Joenielle! My only suggestion is that maybe the tires shouldn't kill you after they've already hit the wall. Like, you can be killed by them as their settling down. Once it hits the wall, it feels like not being killed by it has been earned, and walking into a dying wheel only to be killed feels somehow unfair.

[CatGame]

Meow

I like it. I think it has the best tutorial ever also.

LazyMuffin responds:

Bim Bam Boom baby!

[Make My Next Game]

Loooool

"Tits or dicks" gets you "You're not asking right."

[The Room Tribute]

The Room portrays how life can ruin a good person.

I think I jizzed when the rage meter filled up.

"YOU ARE TEARING ME APAARRT LISAAA!!!"

[The Scale of the Universe]

It makes me feel so insignificant.

'Cause... the... world on which we're standing, is a planet that's evolving, and revolving at 900 miles an hour. It's orbiting at 90, miles a second, or so it's reconned, a sun that is the source of all our power...

Either way, I had a lot of fun just quickly moving that scroll bar back and fourth.

[Balloon Boy Adventure]

Hey I just realized,

That Falcon is the name of the balloon boy, and is also your username.

[Free Will - The Game]

Damn, it's very good but...

I can't beat it. Can anyone tell me what happens in the end?

[Billy Mays Yourself!]

Normally, I would say "Too soon," but...

The game was just so... So... I don't know, I guess I wanna say...... Spot on?

[Achievement Unlocked]

There was not a single thing wrong with this game!

I especially loved it because I am such an achievement whore...

[:the game:]

Awesome!

The only problem is that whenever I try to select a level, it is always the never ending sobriety test...

Nutcasenightmare responds:

I have no idea if that's a bug report, so I'll assume it's a compliment. Thanks for playing!