Here it is!

This game is offensive, so don't play it if you're an asshole.

By the way, please remember to submit this to the Christmas '09 collection.

Have fun 'n stuff.

I have made a lot of progress with my Giant Laser Jesus game. I have most of the enemies done. Here's a preview of the Velociraptor enemy:

What it does: Flies, moves fast, can take a lot of damage, and shoots RAPTOR ROCKETS!

How to defeat: You cannot kill it with lasers (from the start) because, as everyone knows, dinosoars are impervious to lasers. The only way to kill it is to shoot a laser at it's rocket, causing the rocket to fly back at him. Don't laser the rocket too much, or else it will explode and might damage you. Anyway, once the rocket hits the raptor, he will get knocked out (for a short time) and his dino-shields will be down, allowing you to kill him with lasers.

Any questions?

So, I'm making a game about a giant version of Jesus who shoots lasers. I'm not kidding. In the game, you walk around New York City destroying buildings, helicopters, and other things that try to defeat you. I'm trying to decide between one of four final bosses to fight:

1. Giant Mecha Fetus (shoots rockets, lasers and projectile vomit)
2. Raptor Jesus (Uses bite, mouth lasers, and tail-whip, because that's awesome)
3. Flying Spaghetti Monster (Shoots meatballs, uses spaghetti whip, and can shoot eye beams)
4. Ultra-Pope (I believe this one is self explanitory)

Which one do you think is the best? Please give reasons if possible...

EDIT!!!: Perhaps it could be an idea that combines some of the characters, like: A flying raptor jesus could be in a laser to laser battle with flying spaghetti monster (if you don't know what I mean, look up the final boss battle in Crash Bandicoot 3 on youtube). This is happening while Giant Laser Jesus is fighting Giant Mecha Fetus. After defeating GMF, Jesus descends into the ocean (like Godzilla) and high-fives Ultra Pope. I'm not saying I'm definately gonna do a combination thing like this, but if you think it's a good idea, speak now, please.

The PlayStation Collab has just been released! Ignore the adult rating, as there is one particular scene that shows a dick, but the rest is generally clean.

People of Newgrounds! Heed my message as a word of warning and DO NOT buy a Snuggie! Take my lesson unto thine brains and learn from my mistakes, so as to prevent the past from repeating itsself once again!

Yep.

Anyway, about three months ago, I decided I wanted to order a Snuggie for myself from that evil website. The choices of color were blue, and some shade of red that I don't remember the name of... After ordering a blue one, the site asked my "Would you like to suck our big, marketable cocks one more time by ordering," wait for it, "ANOTHER SNUGGIE!"

Of course, I am one who is easilly swayed by messages written in large fonts, so I thought, "Duhr, okay!" and decided to purchase one more, for a friend of mine for his birthday. This time it was red.

Now you may be thinking, "But 'Handsome Sounding Voice in my Head,' you aren't making Snuggies sound so evil." Shut the fuck up, I'm not finished with my story. Do I interupt you with every thought that pops into my many brains? No, okay, so sit back down and quietly wait for me to finish.

So, here is where my story takes a step towards frustrating... Two weeks later, the day finally comes when I get my four Snuggies in the mail. Yes, four. If you were paying attention you would remember that I specifically asked for TWO snuggies. Apparently, when you order two from the website, they neglect to tell you that they don't mean two Snuggies, as they mean two SETS of two Snuggies. Yes, four Snuggies for the price of four, without even telling me about two of them. Having to pay more than fourty dollars (Which is like, twenty british pounds or something?) for a few large pieces of felt seems a bit much.

At first I think, "Well, this isn't so bad." I have family members and friends I can give these to, as I'm not a lonely asshole," so I did. You should see the looks on people's faces when they open the beautifully wrapped box they receive on their birthdays, only to find out that its contents are something that they will never use, EVER!

You may think my clever tale is over, but alas kind sir, it is not. Just a day or two ago, a whole three months after ordering my first four Snuggies, the shameless bastards had the BALLS to send me two more in the mail; without even telling me! Wasn't that nice of them, sending me a free gift for being a good enough customer? I mean, I ordered four useless blobs of fabric from them for a decent bit of money, and I would expect to be compensated with a free gift, right? WRONG! A large tag on the box informed me that not only were the new Snuggies not free, but they were more expensive than the first sets of two I was fooled into buying. Yes, they costed about five dollars more than before! They charged it directly to my account, and they were so nice about it, that they didn't even bother me with an email or phone call!

Well, kind traveller, I'm afraid my story ends here. I was tricked into buying five more of something than I actually wanted. It turns out, I'm suppost to wear it backwards, which makes my back cold, so that's kind of annoying. And guess what! To add insult to injury, the last two Snuggies I received didn't even come with a free book-light, a product which probably costed more to manufacture than the Snuggie itsself!

So what have we all learned from this story? If something looks too stupid to be true, don't fucking buy it.

YESM! I am going to be the programmer in a group for the Power of Three!!! Musicing will be done by jmbgamer and arting will be done by lndbro !

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

It's called Angry Whale... Yes.

Make sure you click the comic to enlarge it, so you can tell what's going on.

HERE is the spamtheweb link, if you aren't a member on deviantart.

Now that my BA is of appropriate stature, I have created my very own collaboration. It's fresh out of my collaboratory. (Sex.)

It's all about immature things like fart jokes, 69 and that's what she said... Also, your mom.

Here's the linky!

Look at all that I added: Music from the audio portal, background, more sound effects, a way to kill the tomato (and eat it). Once the tomato is killed, Fraggle can eat it to regain health. After eating, the roar changes to a burp.

Sorry, no widescreen this time...

I'm coding and amininatinging it myself too.

I will now embed a video that shows all the character engine's capabilities. The game is obviously not complete, since it has barely any sound effects, no background, half of one level, one enemy, and one obstacle. Anyway, the video is in WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
!!

If you don't care about the game engine or attacks and just want to see the main character get violated by a flying tomato, skip to the last few seconds of the video.