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UberCream

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Posted by UberCream - July 28th, 2009


The PlayStation Collab has just been released! Ignore the adult rating, as there is one particular scene that shows a dick, but the rest is generally clean.


Posted by UberCream - June 20th, 2009


People of Newgrounds! Heed my message as a word of warning and DO NOT buy a Snuggie! Take my lesson unto thine brains and learn from my mistakes, so as to prevent the past from repeating itsself once again!

Yep.

Anyway, about three months ago, I decided I wanted to order a Snuggie for myself from that evil website. The choices of color were blue, and some shade of red that I don't remember the name of... After ordering a blue one, the site asked my "Would you like to suck our big, marketable cocks one more time by ordering," wait for it, "ANOTHER SNUGGIE!"

Of course, I am one who is easilly swayed by messages written in large fonts, so I thought, "Duhr, okay!" and decided to purchase one more, for a friend of mine for his birthday. This time it was red.

Now you may be thinking, "But 'Handsome Sounding Voice in my Head,' you aren't making Snuggies sound so evil." Shut the fuck up, I'm not finished with my story. Do I interupt you with every thought that pops into my many brains? No, okay, so sit back down and quietly wait for me to finish.

So, here is where my story takes a step towards frustrating... Two weeks later, the day finally comes when I get my four Snuggies in the mail. Yes, four. If you were paying attention you would remember that I specifically asked for TWO snuggies. Apparently, when you order two from the website, they neglect to tell you that they don't mean two Snuggies, as they mean two SETS of two Snuggies. Yes, four Snuggies for the price of four, without even telling me about two of them. Having to pay more than fourty dollars (Which is like, twenty british pounds or something?) for a few large pieces of felt seems a bit much.

At first I think, "Well, this isn't so bad." I have family members and friends I can give these to, as I'm not a lonely asshole," so I did. You should see the looks on people's faces when they open the beautifully wrapped box they receive on their birthdays, only to find out that its contents are something that they will never use, EVER!

You may think my clever tale is over, but alas kind sir, it is not. Just a day or two ago, a whole three months after ordering my first four Snuggies, the shameless bastards had the BALLS to send me two more in the mail; without even telling me! Wasn't that nice of them, sending me a free gift for being a good enough customer? I mean, I ordered four useless blobs of fabric from them for a decent bit of money, and I would expect to be compensated with a free gift, right? WRONG! A large tag on the box informed me that not only were the new Snuggies not free, but they were more expensive than the first sets of two I was fooled into buying. Yes, they costed about five dollars more than before! They charged it directly to my account, and they were so nice about it, that they didn't even bother me with an email or phone call!

Well, kind traveller, I'm afraid my story ends here. I was tricked into buying five more of something than I actually wanted. It turns out, I'm suppost to wear it backwards, which makes my back cold, so that's kind of annoying. And guess what! To add insult to injury, the last two Snuggies I received didn't even come with a free book-light, a product which probably costed more to manufacture than the Snuggie itsself!

So what have we all learned from this story? If something looks too stupid to be true, don't fucking buy it.


Posted by UberCream - May 26th, 2009


YESM! I am going to be the programmer in a group for the Power of Three!!! Musicing will be done by jmbgamer and arting will be done by lndbro !

CAN YOU DIG IT?!


Posted by UberCream - May 3rd, 2009


It's called Angry Whale... Yes.

Make sure you click the comic to enlarge it, so you can tell what's going on.

HERE is the spamtheweb link, if you aren't a member on deviantart.


Posted by UberCream - December 23rd, 2008


Look at all that I added: Music from the audio portal, background, more sound effects, a way to kill the tomato (and eat it). Once the tomato is killed, Fraggle can eat it to regain health. After eating, the roar changes to a burp.

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Sorry, no widescreen this time...


Posted by UberCream - December 16th, 2008


I'm coding and amininatinging it myself too.

I will now embed a video that shows all the character engine's capabilities. The game is obviously not complete, since it has barely any sound effects, no background, half of one level, one enemy, and one obstacle. Anyway, the video is in WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
!!

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If you don't care about the game engine or attacks and just want to see the main character get violated by a flying tomato, skip to the last few seconds of the video.


Posted by UberCream - December 13th, 2008


I had to make a picture of President McKinley after winning whatever election he won for history class. I shall award a Props for anyone who can say the secret password.

McKinley WINS!


Posted by UberCream - November 29th, 2008


YES! My first award for a solo submission! Thanks everyone!!!

You can watch the submission HERE.

I got... DAILY FOURTH!!!


Posted by UberCream - November 28th, 2008


Mah noo flash!

Watch it!!! It's about Bill Cosby, so it has to be controversial.

(I'm so naughty)


Posted by UberCream - November 8th, 2008


"How is that animation of yours going?"

"Glad you asked, mind slave. As a matter of fact, it's going... OKAY!!!"

I drew you this picture. Yes, I made it for YOU, personally...

"Hey UberCream,"